If you were a cartoon, which one would you be and why?

Eric Cartman or Peter Griffin because they both have my attitude towards life.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
I don’t eat weird things

What do you do to have fun?
Relaxing on the porch with a beverage or watching any sport.

Have you been told, you look like someone famous? If so, who?
I’ve been told Jason Bateman…I’ve also been told Tim Robbins.

If you were to name one piece of clothing that describes you, what would it be?
Jeans (causal and comfortable).

If you woke up tomorrow as a superhero, what would your superhero name be?  What would be your super power? 
The Mindreader, so I could stop the guessing game when it comes to my wife.

What’s one thing you do that other people find odd or silly?
I’m always singing, and not the proper word that goes with the song.

What’s the funniest pick up line you’ve ever heard?
Why are you here?

If you were to write a book about yourself, what would be the title?
“I’m Sorry.”

Tell us something you hate doing. Why?
Filling out this questionnaire…it’s taking away from nap time.

What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People that drive slow in the left lane…why are they still doing this?!!

What’s the one thing, you can’t live without?
Pizza and Football

As a child, what did you wish to become when you grew up?
A Pizza Maker

If you could have an unlimited supply of one thing, what would it be?
Pizza

Who is your all time favorite Big artist?
The Who